#wonder woman quotes

[fantasyfairytale049]

[theendlessnessofbeingme]

At a justice league meeting discussing a major threat and if they should tell the public

Bruce: We don’t want to be causing an international crisis. I suggest we keep this information to only a select few individuals outside this room

At the Batcave

Bruce: News flash, we’re screwed

Jason: I knew it! I told you all that those lights weren’t just a league training gone wrong!

[wondersinwaynemanor]

Bruce: Jaylad, I need you to be at the Wayne gala this weekend.

Jason: But why me, B? Why not pretty boy, Dickie? I'm sure the ladies miss him.

Bruce: Your brother has a double shift this weekend.

Jason: How about the brat? He needs the socialization.

Bruce: Will be at the Kents' for a sleepover.

Jason: How about -

Bruce: The rest of your siblings will be busy, lad.

Jason: But Bruce, I'll be busy too. And even though I wasn't, I don't want to be around those pretentious fuck - people.

Bruce: Diana will be there.

Jason: Why didn't you start with that? Absolutely! I'll be there, old man. And I'll need a new suit.

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at the gala

Diana: Aw, you look really handsome, little prince.

Jason blushes and smiles like the little boy who saw Wonder Woman for the first time.

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Bernard: i lied. i don’t like sex. put your clothes back on babe and watch my power point presentation about What The Fuck Is Going On Between Batman And Twoface

Tim: …

[clericxhood777]

just imagine how stressed the jl would be after finding out that bruce has a biological son. he's batman, so of course, he's not going to get laid, right? then he introduces the new robin that acts and looks a lot like him and the jl malfunctions

Diana: So, he's not adopted?

Bruce: No, he's my son

Clark: How did you? How can you? How did this happen?

Hal: What Clark's trying to ask is, how did you get laid?

Clark: Especially with you brooding all the time

Bruce: It just happened

Diana: *Picks up Damian* He's quite cute

Damian, about to stab Diana: I am not cute

Diana, who is used to kids with a sword due to being raised on Themyscira: Oh and he's a warrior by heart

[theaceofarrows]

The Justice League meeting Jason for the first time

Robin Jason: Come on, you egg sucking piece of gutter trash! You like pushing people around who are smaller than you? Well, I'm smaller. Try pushing me!

Lex Luthor: What did you just call me?! Egg sucking-

Robin Jason: [launches all 4ft of his feral self at Lex]

Superman: Uhh, should we help him?

Batman: [shakes his head]

[Jason running circles around Lex while mocking him]

Wonder Woman: Are you certain we shouldn't assist him?

Nightwing: Nah, don't worry he's fine. He just has a case of crime fighting zoomies to work out

[Jason, knocks Lex down after throwing as many smokebombs and batarangs as he can]

Jason: Learn your place you Mr. Clean looking B-lister lump of trash!

Everyone other than Batman and Nightwing: ...

Green Lantern: I really like this little dude! Let's keep him!

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Superman, please. It’s too soon to be adding new challenges.

Clark: Oh, piss. Ain’t nobody telling me I can’t do anything no more!

Diana: I think that was the worst English I’ve ever heard.

[ivebeenghosting]

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[a-bunch-of-queerness]

clark: look, i know you think my judgement's clouded because i like bruce a little bit-

diana, holding clark’s notepad: you doodled your wedding invitation.

clark: no, that's our joint tombstone.

diana: my mistake.

[superbat-love]

Bruce: I took your advice, Diana. I finally confessed my feelings to Clark.

Diana: I never thought I'd see the day. So, how did it go?

Bruce: It didn’t turn out as I had hoped.

Diana: I’m almost too scared to ask why, Bruce.

Bruce: I did what you suggested. I found us a quiet and peaceful spot where we could be alone without any interruptions. I held his hand, looked straight into his eyes and told him that I love him.

Bruce: I didn’t have time to prepare any gifts to show my sincerity, but I mentioned that I wouldn't mind if he brought me some flowers...

Diana: You didn’t…

Bruce: ...for my grave. Actually, I had a longer, more heartfelt speech prepared about how he should move on and live his life, but it was hard to get the words out when there’s a huge hole in my chest and I was rapidly losing consciousness.

Diana: Bruce. How are you still standing here before me saying all this?

Bruce: Clark seemed very upset about my confession and yelled at me. The next thing I knew, I was alive and drowning at the bottom of the Lazarus Pit before Clark brought us up to the surface. I think he’s still mad about it.

Diana: I don’t know what to say.

Bruce: It was the lack of gifts, wasn’t it? I admit that I should have prepared it beforehand, but it honestly slipped my mind at the moment. What should I do now?

[dangerousdan-dan]

Dick: I can't believe Bruce trapped us in a dungeon again.

Jason: I don't know why you're surprised, he loves watching us suffer.

Clark, not knowing thy're talking about their d&d session: What do you mean again?

Jason: Last time it happened it took us three hours to get out. But I admit this time he overdid it with the deathtraps.

Diana, also unaware: Deathtraps!?

Dick: Yeah, I thought we were all going to die. Lucky for us, this time we only lost Damian.

Jason: It's going to be a pain in the ass to revive him.

Clark and Diana: 👁️👄👁️

[wiselytold]

Wonder Woman Quotes

Wonder Woman is a fictional superheroine who appears in American comic books published by DC Comics. The character is a warrior princess of the Amazons, trained to be an unconquerable warrior. She is the daughter of Queen Hippolyta and Zeus, king of the Olympians. Wonder Woman's origin story relates that she was sculpted from clay by her mother and imbued with life by the gods. She possesses a number of superhuman powers, including super strength, speed, durability, flight, and various other abilities. Wonder Woman is also an ambassador of peace and has worked to end conflicts worldwide. She has been a popular character in popular culture for decades and has been the subject of numerous adaptations, including television series, films, and video games.

[steor-ra]

(P/R) Justice League x reader

*reader, who just woke up, walks in with their face covered in lipstick kisses*

Superman: what happened to your face? Did you do that?

*camera turns to WonderWoman*

WonderWoman with the red lipstick on: I did not do that

Green Arrow also with lipstick: then who did?

Flash with the thickest lipstick on: yeah, who?

*Insert a confused reader and Batman, who looks at them disapprovingly as they howl with laughter*

(A/n: For fun purposes only, before I actually go and write the next chapter of this 😭 This sanerio can be viewed as romantic or platonic! Whatever you want ◡̈ )

(inspired by this tiktok sound)

[wondersinwaynemanor]

like father, like kids. and make it with Bruce and the Wayne kids with cheesy pick up lines for their partners.

imagine Bruce searching through the internet on what to say and he stumbles on cheesy pick up lines, thinking they work with his flirtation skills. he already has that playboy persona he puts on, but what if he wants to expand his skills?

his kids are just like him. their partners talking about how cheesy they sound, but does it really matter? the lines work on them anyways.

just imagine some scenerios:

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Wally, calling Babs: Hey, Babs. Did Dick ever do cheesy pick up lines to you?

Babs, laughs: He tried. Is he getting any better?

Wally, blushing hard: I mean...

Babs: I shouldn't even be asking you, Walls. No matter what he does, you adore him.

Roy, who hears Wally's question to Babs, grins: Jaybird does the same.

Wally: Probably a brother thing?

-

Jon: Kon, should I be worried that Damian is starting to talk... Like....

Kon: Like what?

Jon, cheeks turning red: He's telling me pick up lines from Tumblr that I found last week!

Kon, baffled: Hold up! I swear Tim just recently told me also-

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Steph: So, does Duke's pick up lines work on you?

Izzy, smiles: He doesn't need to, but I appreciate the effort.

Steph, shrugs with a knowing smile: I know the feeling.

somewhere at the Watchtower:

Batman: You're just like the Bat signal because you light up the darkness.

Wonder Woman blinks before smiling lovingly at Batman.

somehow Roy and Wally hears the gossip between Batman and Wonder Woman.

Red Arrow: So it must be a family thing.

Flash: Yuppp, not just a brother thing.

Superman, smirks: A hundred percent.

[qcomicsy]

Batman after an hour of explaining to JLA: So this is my contingency plan for each one of you, it will be temporary and until I come up with a new plan it will have no casualties. Ideally.

Wonder Woman in a beat to Superman: I mean in his situation...? I am killing you.–

Superman:

Superman: Oh, yes. I– Because–

Wonder Woman: Super strength, durability...

Superman, unreasonably understanding of the situation: Yes– I guess... I mean I will try everything. And I mean it, everything.–To prevent it.

Wonder Woman: Oh I know.

Superman: That being said– Yeah. Yeah I am killing you, too.

Wonder Woman: No I get it–

Superman: I'll make it quick–

Wonder Woman: I know.

Batman:

[couldeatthatgirlforlunch]

Fun little thought, what if reader started kicking Hal in the balls without saying a word everytime they see him after that... less than consensual situation.

I mean EVERYTIME

Hal: Hey I know I messed u- *inhuman screech*

Reader: *kick him and walks away calmly*

________

*at a meeting bringing coffee*

Hal: Please talk to m- *bitch scream*

Reader: *pours hot coffee on his D, kicks him and turns to batman with a smile* Here's your iced coffee with whiskey, and maple syrup.

________

Batman: So we have noticed some... new hobby of yours, that might be affecting the work morale....

Hal: *on the floor crying after tasting reader's new shoes*

Superman: *concerned*

Wonder Woman: *tears of joy*

Reader: I have no idea what you are talking about.

The JL will do half assed attempts to stop it but everyone knows he deserveds it.

I can hold grudges for a loooooooooong time.

Rage took over your rationality for a long time, at some point, you and the League start getting suspisious...

The first few times he might have been caught off guard, but at some point, he's either delusional, or, well... He's getting turned on. It wouldn't be outrageous to think that, based on his previous "deviated conducts"

When questioned, Hal gets evasive

I personally don't think by Hal's personality he would enjoy being humiliated in front of other people maybe in the bedroom, only if you asked rly nice and cute, but for the sake of memes, let's leave it ambiguous if he is or not...

3 scenarios might happen:

1-You get tired and stop.

2-You realize he might me aroused and stop.

3-You start wearing especially pointy shoes that really hurt, and Hal stops aproaching you, just talks to you in a safe distance, and everything goes back to normal when you are the one to take initiative to talk to him in person first, and not just through e-mails, texts and phone calls, for whatever reason.

But be aware, each ring color means an emotion, Hal got green bc of his strong will